This is from several months ago, but for some reason I haven't been able to put it online until now. Here it is in all it's thrilling glory.
Translation, if needed:
ELIZA: Once upon a time...
Grandma and Daddy and Mommy, went on a walk in the woods.
And...
Grandma Morrison said, "Eliza! There's a big brown bear! It's really scary!"
And...
Eliza say, "Yikes! Big brown bear?? It's really scary?? WHAT?! Mean Egyptians? Mean Egyptians...aaajjjdfkjdfjhk..mean Egypti---"
ME: (interrupting the "mean Egyptians" rant): Then what did you do with the bear?
ELIZA: I kill him.
ME: You did?
ELIZA: Uh huuh.
And...he died! And the mean Egyptians take him home. The End!
I like this story a lot. It might be my new favorite story.
ReplyDeleteEliza knows how to tell a story with expression!
ReplyDeleteThis story makes me smile because of the story and the story-teller.
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