Thursday, August 2, 2012

Eliza Jokes




Q: Why did the eye say "Hi" to the nose?
A: Because they were partners!


Q: How did the river say hello?
A: By taking your glasses!

A family of eggs was taking a walk and the baby egg was too slow, so the mama egg jumped on the baby and said, "Mustard!"

1 comment:

  1. I didn't see this before. For some reason I'm not getting e-mails about the blog posts and Dad forgets to tell me. So, anyway, I just wanted to say thanks for the picture and the jokes. I love Eliza's jokes! Love, Mom

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