This is a late post, with the pictures from our Ward Easter party a little over a year and a half ago. But it's worth the wait! Check out how much fun they had in the mud. : )
Friday, December 28, 2012
Thursday, August 2, 2012
Eliza Jokes
Q: Why did the eye say "Hi" to the nose?
A: Because they were partners!
Q: How did the river say hello?
A: By taking your glasses!
A family of eggs was taking a walk and the baby egg was too slow, so the mama egg jumped on the baby and said, "Mustard!"
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
Sunday, September 25, 2011
Saturday, June 18, 2011
Sunday, January 9, 2011
Saturday, December 25, 2010
Cinnamon Rolls
Ingredients:
1 pkg. yeast, dissolved in 1/4 cup warm water
6 tbs. melted butter
2 eggs
1 cup milk, scalded
1/4 cup sugar
1 tsp. salt
4-5 cups flour
2 tsp. cinnamon, combined with 1/2 cup sugar
Frosting:
1 stick of butter (1/2 cup)
~2 cups powdered sugar
~1 tsp. vanilla
~1 tbs. milk
Actions To Be Performed:
- Sprinkle packet of yeast over 1/4 cup water (warm, not hot--hot water will murder yeast). Also a teaspoon of sugar. Set aside.
- Scald cup of milk with 5 tablespoons of butter, or a butter-like substance. Do not boil under any circumstances (but it doesn't really matter if you do).
- Take measuring cup out of dishwasher; rinse it with left hand.
- Add 1/4 cup sugar to milk.
- Gradually mix in 2 cups flour. If you have a mixer, why not use it?
- Add teaspoon of salt and 2 eggs to flour mixture.
- Get mad at dad.
- When yeast looks bubbly and fizzy, add it to cooled mixture. Mix it.
- Add 2-3 more cups of flour. Mix it. If you have a mixer with a dough hook, please for the love of Pete use it. Bread-making is not a science, it's a freaking art.
- Set aside, and cover with clean towel.
- Do other things with your life for 1 1/2 to 2 hours while dough rises. Work on your memoirs.
- After the dough rises, poke it. If it pokes you back, it needs to rise longer.
- Grease a baking sheet.
- Mix 1/2 cup sugar with 2 tsp. cinnamon
- Melt 6 tbs. of butter
- Spread out some flour and roll dough on it. Knead in extra flour if too sticky.
- Roll half the dough flat to about 12 x 18 inches.
- Spread half the melted butter on surface. Sprinkle half the cinnamon/sugar over melted butter.
- Roll up the dough with the butter and friends inside.
- Slice into ten rolls.
- Do all that stuff again with the other half of the dough.
- Cover and let rolls rise about 1 1/2 hours. Write a letter to someone you love.
- After it has risen again, bake at 350 for 10-12 minutes (until starting to brown).
- To make frosting: soften 1 stick of butter (half cup).
- Pour in powdered sugar to taste (about 2 cups).
- Add a little milk.
- Stir in 1 tsp. vanilla. Or a capful. Again, it's an art.
- Frost cinnamon rolls. At this point, they are traditionally eaten.
PLEASE NOTE: The above receipt, while delicious, will cause celiacs to die.
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